Soundtrack:
Teachers (1985)
Flashback: Best of 38 Special (1987)
Anthology (2001)
Very Best of the A&M Years 1977-1988 (2003)
Charts:
#4 - Billboard Top Tracks Chart / 1984 (10 weeks on the chart)
#16 - The Record (Canada) / November 26, 1984 (11 weeks on the chart)
#25 - Billboard Hot 100 Singles Chart / November 1984 (12 weeks on the
chart)
Teacher Teacher spent 12 weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart,
peaking
at #25
the week ending Nov.
24, 1984. Bryan and I had two more songs on the chart that
same week: Bryan's version of Run To You was at #34 (it
would
later peak at #5, in January 1985) and Joe Cocker's version of Edge Of A
Dream was
at #93 (it had peaked at #69 the week before).
Audio:
Don Barnes: vocal
Jeff Carlisi: guitar
Donnie Van Zant: guitar
Larry Junstrom: bass
Jack Grondin: drums
Steve Brookins: drums
Produced by Rodney Mills and 38 Special. Recorded by Rodney Mills and Greg Quesnel at Studio One (Doraville, Georgia).
Comments:
38 Special
Bryan
Adams and I wrote Teacher, Teacher for the MGM film "Teachers" starring Nick Nolte, Judd Hirsch and JoBeth Williams.
Bryan had always
wanted to write a
song with a double title -- like David Bowie's Rebel, Rebel or
Moon Martin's Bad Case Of Lovin' You -- and this presented us
with the perfect opportunity.
We didn't actually see the film until after we'd written the song, but
we'd read
the
script,
and that was enough to get us started. In fact, for the initial lyric draft we
simply
drew
upon
our
own
experiences with teachers.
My school years
were
less
volatile than Bryan's (he dropped out of school in Grade 10), but between us we'd
encountered our fair share of educators -- some of them inspirational, some of
them bona fide "nut-jobs". In other words, there
was
no
shortage
of
material for our lyric.
Teacher, Teacher was recorded by ".38 Special" (nicely done,
I thought) and
appeared
in
the "Teachers" film and also on the soundtrack album.
I didn't meet the band
at the time, but
a
year
later
I got a call from .38 Special vocalist Don Barnes,
asking if Id consider co-writing with them. Don and guitarist Jeff
Carlisi flew up to Vancouver a couple of times after that, and I joined them
once in Atlanta. Altogether we wrote a dozen songs (several remain unrecorded).
Don and Jeff are great guys, very talented and very funny ... we had a lot
of
laughs
working
together.
"Rebel
Rebel"
"Bad
Case Of Lovin' You"
Invitation to the Hollywood premier of the film "Teachers"
(click to view full-size)
"What
I Like About You"
The Romantics
Two years later -- in October 1986 -- I got a call from the manager of "The Romantics",
a Detroit group who'd had a huge hit in 1980 with What
I Like About You ... a record I
really liked (I still like it!). He asked me if I'd be interested in writing songs with the band and possibly
producing their next album.
I
was curious enough to drive to Washington state to see
them perform at a college in Bellingham. They put on a great show, and
I met
the band
backstage
afterwards.
Unfortunately things "went south" almost immediately.
Drummer
Jimmy Marinos mentioned how closely Teacher Teacher resembled What
I Like About You, the insinuation being that Adams and I had ripped them
off. The
other
band
members joined
in
the
verbal
beating,
and it got
rather awkward, me defending Teacher Teacher while "The Romantics" ganged up on me!
Somehow I managed to escape their dressing room unscathed, but needless to say, I "passed" on the opportunity to work with the band. Surprisingly, a few year later I received calls from the band's management and record company, wondering if I might still be interested.
If anything, the two songs -- Teacher Teacher and What I Like About You -- share a common musical heritage with a much earlier song, Bend Me Shape Me by the group American Breed (it reached #5 on the U.S. charts on December 2, 1967).
An even earlier example is Neil Diamond's Cherry Cherry which peaked at #6 on the U.S. charts in August 1966.
"Bend Me Shape Me"
"Cherry Cherry"
Film critic Roger
Ebert gave "Teachers" two stars (out of four) and had this to
say:
"The idea here was to do for teaching what MASH did for the war. Unfortunately,
they've done for schools what "General Hospital" did for medicine.
'Teachers' has an interesting central idea, about shell-shocked teachers
trying to remember their early idealism, but the movie junks it up with
so many sitcom compromises that we can never quite believe the serious
scenes.
'Teachers' was just interesting enough to convince me a great movie can
be made about big-city high schools. This isn't it."
Lyrics:
Just when
I thought I finally learned my lesson well
There was more to this than meets the eye
And for all the things you taught me, only time will tell
If I'll be able to survive - oh yeah
Teacher, teacher, can you teach me?
Can you tell me all I need to know?
Teacher, teacher, can you reach me?
Or will I fall when you let me go? - oh no
Am I ready for the real world, will I pass the test?
You know it's a jungle out there
Ain't nothin' gonna stop me, I won't be second best
But the joke's on those who believe the system's fair - oh yeah.
Teacher, teacher, can you teach me?
Can you tell me if I'm right or wrong?
Teacher, teacher, can you reach me?
I wanna know what's goin' on - oh yeah
So the years go on and on
But nothing's lost or won
And what you learned is soon forgotten
They take the best years of your life
Try to tell you wrong from right
But you walk away with nothing - Oh Oh.
Teacher, teacher, can you teach me?
Can you tell me all I need to know?
Teacher, teacher, can you reach me?
Or will I fall when you let me go?
Teacher, teacher, can you teach me?
Can you tell me if I'm right or wrong?
Teacher, teacher, can you reach me?
I wanna know what's goin' on - Oh
Teacher, teacher, can you teach me?
Teacher, teacher, can you reach me?
Teacher, teacher, can you teach me?
Teacher, teacher, Ooh yeah.